Monica*
If beauty was inches you'd go on for miles *
"So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)
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lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

smash-turbation:

Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else

posted 1 day ago 

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

posted 2 days ago 

moriarty-walks-free:

brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • get married (with parental permission)
  • start a family
  • join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
  • move out

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • buy a pair of scissors

are you serious

posted 2 days ago 
pikajewish:


GET OUT ME SWAMP